Scorpio Horoscope for week of February 28, 2008

Actor Cary Grant said he didn't necessarily advocate making love constantly. "Who can do it all the time?" he asked. "Though I do try." Your assignment in the coming weeks, Scorpio, as revealed by the astrological omens, is to attempt what Grant aspired to: Do the wild thing as much as possible. Get busy before breakfast on the kitchen table and on your mid-morning break in the closet. Duck out of work early so you can get your freak on. Get a hundred more strokes and licks and kisses in before bedtime. Et cetera. And if you don't have a lover to help you out in this noble cause, then boink the wind, screw the sky, hump your dreams, make love to the universe.

someone teach me how to
-boink the wind (hip thrusts in a windy park?)
-screw the sky (okay i think i do that once in awhile when the weather isn't too favourable for my outdoor activities)
-hump my dreams(sleep belly down?)
-make love to the universe (probably need a picnic mat and open picnic area where i won't be bothered or caught by voyeurs?) -_-'