And why is our birth rate falling...

Someone overhead this at a SDU speed dating event...

Guy 1 - This tour is very value for money.
Guy 2 - Why
Guy 1 - You divide the number of gals u meet here with fees paid, it is about S$0.30 per gal.

Cheaper than Mustafa can offer!

But of course beware the hidden costs, of post event dates where more often than not the guy is expected to pay.
The dowry.
The wedding.
The children.
And if unlucky, the lawyer fees and alimony.