cool art visual imagery





where does the center column end?












can you see four people?






do you see the word liar or a person's face



do you see the word lift or black splotches? girls are said to be
able to see the word lift better

... for having completed and satisfied the examination requirements for the course in Aerodrome Control from ...

1 week of leave.

moving on monday

more moving on tuesday till friday

12 weeks of OJT.

Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover

You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you! Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter. You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you. You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover. Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives. Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours. No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover.

What Kind of Seducer Are You?

oh how sinful.... but so nice.. so irresistable

oh how sinful.... but so nice.. so irresistable

russel peters rendition of a classic bollywood film plot
- fade in -



boy meets girl.
girl meets boy.
they fall in love.
but they can't be together.
boy is a dishwasher.

so the girl's parents forbid her from ever seeing the boy
so the girl runs away from home
usually to an open field

not just an open field,
but the most beautiful open field
sprawling green grass for smiles
nothing but green grass and sky
and she's running in the field with tears in her eyes
and her boobs are bouncing...

and she's running and crying and it's sunshine
and all of it sudden it starts to rain
and there's not a cloud in the sky
and it starts to piss down

and she doesn't go, shit it's raining,
she swirls and screams...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

she starts singing and dancing in the rain
and out of nowhere, the boy she loves appears
and somehow as he got there, he's planted a tree
and he's standing there with a cool actor pose



and their eyes meet, and their faces light up



and they run toward each other in slow motion
and HIS boobs start bouncing..

and they're running and they're running
and they rush past each other
and she thinks it'll be more fun to have a game
of hide and fucking seek
and she goes to the tree and circles it singing



and the guy thinks it's really cool too and then
after half an hour of some stupid chase around the tree
and rolling on the grass and he finally catches her

then... he may get
i) he gets shot in the ass and
ii) they're in each other arms, he says the magic words..
and he leans in and she leans in and they get closer and closer and then
she starts singing and runs away again!

come back here bitch! i'm not fucking done yett.....

- end credits -