Monday, August 28, 2006

Zuma!
From: GERTRUDE ZUMA [zumagert@gmail.com]
To: gertzuma@medicinatv.com

Hello,

I am the wife of the former Deputy President of South Africa,Jacob Zuma.

I am sending you this email because of the desperation we now confront in our lives. My husband and I need your help in acting as a front for us as the owner of some funds, which will soon come under investigation if we are not able to change the ownership of the funds.My husband's finances are being investigated by our detractors. The source of the funds will continue to prove to be a pitfall my husband cannot avoid if it is not changed.

It is because of these dire straits that we have attempted to reach you and ask for your assistance. We no longer know who our friends are so we have nowhere else to turn. You will be handsomely rewarded for your help in this matter.

I will disclose further details of how you may help us as soon as you respond. It would be preferable if you did not disclose this issue to anyone. I will be waiting to hear from you.

Best wishes,

Gertrude Zuma




And there I was thinking zuma is this little frog that shoots marbles out of it's mouth

Friday, August 25, 2006

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Tuesday, August 22, 2006

(A) Oil Service with Safety Check

Engine Compartment

* Change engine oil and renew filter element
* Reset Service Indicator

Air conditioning system

* Renew microfilter / activated charcoal filter *

Brakes

* Brake Discs / Pads: Check overall thickness condition & surfaces with a measuring gauge *
* Parking Brake: Check lever travel, adjust according to directive if necessary *
* Alloy wheels: Grease centre hub *

Tyres

* Check tyres and wheels: external condition on both sides, depth of thread condition, tyre pressures (including spare wheel), correct sizes.

Steering

* Check steering: steering box, steering linkage, joint disc, threaded connections, freedom from leaks, tension of power steering V-belt.

Seat belt

* Check seat belts: condition & correct operation.

Fluids

* Check radiator coolant & top up if necessary.
* Check brake reservoir fluid and top up if necessary.

Electrical

* Check lighting system.
* Check instrument & inscription lighting telltale & warning lights.
* Check battery acid level / display (magic eye) and density & top up if necessary.
* Check windscreen wipers & washer: wiper blades & washer jet settings.
* Check warning systems: horn, turn indicators, hazard warning flashers, brake lights, headlight flasher, rear fog light, alarm system.

Parts & Materials Replacement

* Fully synthetic engine oil
* Oil Filter
* Microfilter/activated charcoal filter *

FREE! Yeah. The car was shivering when moving off after starting. Parked under the hot sun for quite a few weeks, I guess it started to evaporate and thin the engine oil. Then came the battery indicator... Frightening...

But now all is well, and he's slick and suave all over again.. minus some birdshit from yesterday.... #@$*#@&$%#&%#

Monday, August 14, 2006

why blog if you've got nothing to say?


hush. everyone wants to be famous. why keep talking/writing/blogging/ranting when you've got nothing constructive to contribute?