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A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students.

The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"

Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Harry: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Harry: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions." The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?" Harry, after a moment: "Legs."

Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" The principal wondered, why would she ask such a question! Harry replied: "Pockets."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?" Harry: "Pants"

Ms. Brooks: What's starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?

Harry: "Coconut."

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?" The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer.

Harry: "Bubble gum"

Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"

Harry: "Shake hands."

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"

Harry: "Firetruck"

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong!"



How many did you get wrong? ;P

WPTB

worst place to be.

getting better, but still annoying.

i wait 3 weeks for dsl to be connected/installed. even bought an adsl modem wifi router for it. then optus calls and says they can't install into this apartment, some crossed wire problem, and will not be able to unless i pay almost up to a thousand dollars to rewire the place. unbelievable that it took 3 weeks to inform us.

school is also messed up. they have something like ivle here, but it's called webct, the site doesn't list any of my courses when it's supposed to, my name is also listed wrongly...

then i almost missed my lecture because the venue was published wrongly, along with 10 others. somehow the lecture was supposed to be at wilkinson building at another campus, 10 minutes walk away, 10 of us hanging out, sitting around doing nothing, until one of them thankfully gets a call from a friend who is at the correct venue...

then the mad lightning storm over 2 nights, where train services were disrupted, people were struck by lightning.. it's getting cold.. the wind is strong, and also chilling... can't hang out in my singlets anymore.. hurhur

my phone bill exploded as well... $720... going to use it only in emergencies now...

the only good thing, that somehow doesn't outweigh the bad, is that i'm going for the bmw driver training at eastern creek raceway next friday, and i've also viewed a nice cabriolet, 20 yr old tho.. having transport would be good i guess.

i guess i'm finding it tough because of culture shock and the loss of freedom i used to have back home... hopefully i'll be able to adapt better soon.

whine over.