Scorpio Horoscope for week of February 28, 2008

Actor Cary Grant said he didn't necessarily advocate making love constantly. "Who can do it all the time?" he asked. "Though I do try." Your assignment in the coming weeks, Scorpio, as revealed by the astrological omens, is to attempt what Grant aspired to: Do the wild thing as much as possible. Get busy before breakfast on the kitchen table and on your mid-morning break in the closet. Duck out of work early so you can get your freak on. Get a hundred more strokes and licks and kisses in before bedtime. Et cetera. And if you don't have a lover to help you out in this noble cause, then boink the wind, screw the sky, hump your dreams, make love to the universe.

someone teach me how to
-boink the wind (hip thrusts in a windy park?)
-screw the sky (okay i think i do that once in awhile when the weather isn't too favourable for my outdoor activities)
-hump my dreams(sleep belly down?)
-make love to the universe (probably need a picnic mat and open picnic area where i won't be bothered or caught by voyeurs?) -_-'

came back from KL over the weekend to find my car.. injured.. not enough lip balm for the car.. haiz...

and worse is i don't even know when it happened

OH SHIT

back from a short getaway from KL. will update once i sort out the pics and decide what i want to write about it. for now. these are those "oh shit" moments in life...

ten million dollar dream. gone! woohoo! try again next year. heh.

on another note. off to KL tonight! and no, not driving up this time around, although it would be exciting, given that there's a track day tomorrow at sepang, meaning there'll be loads of sg cars up there. and i'm not familiar with roads up there, at all.

there was some deliberation last weekend about whether i should get a gps, at like 700 then just drive up to KL for a day trip, but in the end, i paid 400 for 2 persons to go up to KL for the weekend on a luxury coach. makes more sense. more places to visit and shop(for the shopping monster) that way. more food to eat.

another issue lately is with toilet paper. i spend a fair amount of time on the crapper and it's come to my attention that the paper quality of late is deteriorating. it's not about how rough it is, my ass can take that kind of abuse, but how thin it's gotten. i now have to use up to 6 sheets atop each other, else the paper tears itself and i end up with crappy fingers. what's wrong with the paper nowadays?! is this the end result of more recycling? shit.

technology is inherently unreliable.

do not trust technology to work. instead, trust that it will fail. at the worst possible time. ever.

e.g. before a report/project is due. your computer crashes. all data you worked on in the last 2 months, gone. especially that breakthrough that was going to get you an A.

why am i writing about this? i just had a little bsod (blue screen of death) scare. yes i use windows. it's convenient and there's way more freeware and warez for it than other oses in the market imo; but that's not the issue here.

so after the bsod, the monitor goes dark. fan's still whirring on the cpu. forced power down. power on. no response on the screen. dammit. first thought, graphics card busted. open up the casing. i do like these new easy access casings. fan on the card still running. try again. hdd doesn't seem like it's whirring. take it out. listen carefully. okay, still clicking. pinch out the ram. start.

let there be light!

never

trust

technology

#$%#$@#

hope i never kana summon for going past erp without cashcard. stupid cashcard spoil. had to go vicom check my iu. waste time.

end up go posb and refund cashcard. one atm say transaction cannot be processed. the other atm cannot read my cashcard.

went to a uob atm. all done nicely. bought a new cashcard and then topped it up.

stupid systems. #@%*@#

Graduated

GONG XI FA CAI!

HUAT HUAT HUAT HUAT HUAT HUAT HUAT HUAT AH!!!!

Goat fengshui

Annual Forecast & Feng Shui Remedies for 2008 : Wu Zi, Year of Yang Brown Earth Rat - Goat Sign (Chinese Zodiac)

The Chinese Zodiac Astrology is ancient, interesting, accurate and loved by millions across the world. The Chinese Zodiac is based on cyclic concept of time : a cycle of 12 years, repeated again and again. The 12 Years are associated with 12 Celestial Animals : Rat (or Mouse on Mongoose), Ox (or Buffalo or Bull or Cow), Tiger, Rabbit (or Hare or Cat), Dragon, Snake (or Serpent), Horse, Goat (or Sheep or Ram), Monkey, Rooster (or Hen or Cock or Chicken or Phoenix), Dog and Pig (or Boar or Hog). The animal names occasionally differ with the Oriental Country they originate. The Chinese Yearly Horoscopes are basically built around these 12 Animal Signs.

Your Chinese Astrological Zodiac Animal Sign is directly based on the Chinese Lunar Year of Birth that you were born. The Chinese New Year is mobile and could start anywhere between 21st January and 20th February, depending upon the year. If your Date of Birth falls into any of the following Chinese Lunar Years, then, because you are born in the Year of the Goat (or Sheep or Ram), you are symbolically identified by your Celestial Animal, the "Goat (or Sheep or Ram)" :

From 13 Feb 1907 to 01 Feb 1908

From 01 Feb 1919 to 19 Feb 1920

From 17 Feb 1931 to 05 Feb 1932

From 05 Feb 1943 to 24 Jan 1944

From 24 Jan 1955 to 11 Feb 1956

From 09 Feb 1967 to 29 Jan 1968

From 28 Jan 1979 to 15 Feb 1980

From 15 Feb 1991 to 03 Feb 1992

From 01 Feb 2003 to 21 Jan 2004

In Chinese Hsia Calender, 2008 is the 4705th year and significantly, is also the fifth year of the New Feng Shui Land Luck Cyclic Period 8. The forthcoming new Chinese Lunar Year is from 7th February 2008 to 25th February 2009. The next Chinese New Year, Ji Chow, the Yin Brown Earth Ox will begin on 26th January 2009.

Enjoy the Annual Forecasts and learn about the suggested Feng Shui & Crystal Remedies that you may need for the coming "New Lunar Year 2008 : Wu Zi, Year of Yang Brown Earth Rat" :

CAREER

A magnificent year that showers professional luck on you. You will be quite busy, assertive and motivated. Opportunities will be aplenty and so will be help from prominent personalities. Success will follow in whatever you do. You will get hold of more authority and gain more social status. Some obstacles may come in your path, but you will bulldoze your way through it. In order to preserve your achievements and continue to progress, you will have to decide on choices, establish priorities and be combat-ready. Fight to win if you have to, but fight you have to, this year. Realize your desires and pursue what you had lost in the past - this rare culmination of good fortune will last only a year. You will be a victim of office gossips, rumors, disputes and arguments. Place a Rose Quartz Crystal Ball or Egg in the West, to resolve them. The salaried worker will get a promotion coupled with a pay rise. Recognition and commendations will come your way. The self-employed will get a continued flow of orders and expand business. Stay humble and draw contingency plans because there could be sudden crisis too. Do not let your ego and arrogance get in the way. Some of you could get entangled with the legal department. Hang a Green Dragon PaKua Sword near your main entrance.

Important : Your Celestial Animal Goat is on a "harming" formation with the Year TaiSui of 2008 (Grand Duke Jupiter). Whether you are a salaried worker or self-employed, you need to not only avoid the wrath but also pacify and get the blessings of the Tai Sui, to avoid permanent damages. For this display the genuine, energized photographs of "Ying Ban, the 2008 TaiSui" and the "Protection Talisman for 2008" in the North and carry their miniature versions in your pocket or purse. Avoid attending cremation rituals or burial ceremonies this year. When traveling, try and avoid going straight towards the North direction as it is the direction of the Grand Duke Jupiter in 2008.

MONEY

Abundant income, some of which will be from unexpected sources. Good time for renovations and for buying new assets. Invest heavily and wisely. Do not be lured by easy and illegal money making schemes - you will end up on the wrong side of the law. Windfall luck is highly volatile so avoid large gambling and investing much in share markets. If you are a regular trader in the stock markets, carry a set of 3 Nanbu Windfall Luck Coins with you.

HEALTH

Moodiness and untimely food lead to emotional distress and insomnia. Digestive disorders, gastrointestinal ailments, blood circulatory problems and heart diseases are possible for many of you. Pregnant women should avoid getting into depression at all costs. When unwell, seek medical treatment immediately. Be vigilant when you drive. Always obey the rules of the road, as you are more accident prone this year. Refrain from using tobacco and alcohol and too much tea or coffee. Rest and relax while you can. Meditate and do yoga. Install the Brass Five Element Pagoda Tower and keep a set of 3 Sau Health Coins under your bed.

LOVE

An excellent time for courtship, engagement, wedding and child bearing. Singles should go all out to secure their life partner and settle down - even if they have to cut corners in their career. The married ones should learn to share their quality time between work and family, to avoid conflicts at home. This can be achieved only through faith and a lot of efforts. Your seductive powers are on the increase - guard against love triangles. Your own kin will add fuel to the fire by sowing seeds of discord. Place the statues of Male QuiYong on Dragon and Female QuiYong on Phoenix in the South West of your bedroom and keep a set of three Harmony Coins under your bed, for increasing the marital harmony.

STUDIES

Last year's stress still lingers. New study environment, self-induced isolation and self-abandonment depresses you. Avoid bad influences and wrong type of friends. Do not dabble in love affairs which will take you away from your academic pursuits and lose track of your goals. Be on guard against unexpected pregnancy. You are in no position to make your own major decisions. You need the harmony, support and encouragement of your family at all times, especially right now. Concentrate solely on your studies. Display the Dragon Head Turtle carrying Pagoda Tower in the North East and carry a set of 3 QuiYong Coins, to help you tide over the troubled times.

Compatible Sign for 2008 : Rabbit, Snake

Auspicious Direction for 2008 : East, South East

Auspicious Color for 2008 : Green, Orange

Auspicious Number for 2008 : 4, 6

Wealth Gods to pray in 2008 : Tai Yang Xing Jun, Xuan Tian Shang Ti